On TV tonight
SEASON FINALE No Ordinary Family, 8 p.m., ABC We know from superhero shows, so it's entirely possible this episode may end on a cliffhanger. Just warning you.
SERIES PREMIERE Pregnant in Heels, 10 p.m., Bravo Rosie Pope is what you call a "maternity concierge," whose job requires helping clueless parents. Um, if you need to hire someone to help you name your freakin' child, you probably shouldn't be having one.
SERIES FINALE Lights Out, 10 p.m., FX We would describe what happens when Lights battles Reynolds in the ring, but this show's been canceled, so they're both losers.
SEASON FINALE Let's Stay Together, 10:30 p.m., BET Will Charles and Stacy finally get married? We hope so, because otherwise that's an expensive party to announce their breakup for good.
SERIES PREMIERE Addicted to Food, 10 p.m., OWN Oprah had to bridge the gap between the addiction shows and the shows about fat people who want to lose weight somehow.
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