On TV tonight
Extreme Weight Loss, 8 p.m., ABC A 417-pound man wants to lose half his girth and win a prize of sparring with former boxing champ Evander Holyfield. We would think that "opportunity" would be more of a punishment for not losing the weight.
Storage Wars New York, 9 p.m., A&E Mike wants to open a retail shop for his wife, which can mean only one thing: One day someone will be bidding on their stuff in a storage unit somewhere.
SEASON PREMIERE Face Off, 9 p.m., Syfy It's only Season 5 and already they're recycling contestants from past seasons to join this year's group. Are there not enough makeup artists around to fill out another cycle?
SERIES PREMIERE Heroes of Cosplay,
10:30 p.m., Syfy After the special-effects competition, this series follows nine cosplayers who do their own makeup and compete in geekfests across America. Anyone who dresses as someone besides the Joker or Harley Quinn from Batman is the winner in our book.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org