On TV tonight
A Charlie Brown Christmas, 8 p.m., ABC It's only Dec. 1 — how come this special is on already? Our theory: ABC is trying to spur sales of Christmas trees.
Disney Prep & Landing, 8:30 p.m., ABC A new special about an elf voiced by Dave Foley who is expecting a promotion, but instead has to train an underqualified new assistant. We watch TV to forget about our jobs, guys.
SEASON PREMIERE Scrubs, 9 p.m., ABC The gang pulls a Funky Winkerbean and teleports to med school, where they suddenly are all teaching. Half the audience will love that Zach Braff is on his way out, the other half will cry at the end of every episode.
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 10 p.m., CBS But honey, we have to watch Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes and Marisa Miller saunter down a runway in their underwear to get gift ideas for you!
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com