On TV tonight
Supernatural, 9 p.m., CW Castiel is kidnapped and tortured while helping Sam and Dean investigate an angel crime. Great, now the brothers have to deal with that, too. Thanks a lot, Castiel.
Sons of Anarchy, 10 p.m., FX Jax gets some news that's going to change his entire life. That's right, he's not going to be in Fifty Shades of Grey.
SEASON PREMIERE What Would You Do?, 10 p.m., ABC John Quinones hosts another round of recording people without their permission first, thereby exposing them for the dishonest, misogynist racists they all are. Just once it would be nice if one of their interview subjects admitted it on camera.
Marshal Law: Texas, 10 p.m., TNT A woman is stabbed over a taco. It wasn't at a Walmart on Gray Thursday, was it?
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