On TV tonight
College Basketball, 7 p.m., ESPN The annual Jimmy V Classic pits Davidson against West Virginia, then Texas vs. Villanova. The only reason we mention it is because we know a guy who went to Davidson, so he and the other 43 students will be happy to read this.
The Biggest Loser: Families, 8 p.m., NBC It's almost season finale time, so what better way to make the contestants feel good about themselves than to put all that weight back on them for a race? When they collapse from heart attacks, they're out.
SERIES PREMIERE Manhunters: Fugitive Task Force, 10 p.m., A&E Dog the Bounty Hunter wasn't enough, so this network started following the U.S. Marshals Task Force around. Dog's outfits are still better.
SEASON PREMIERE A Double Shot at Love, 10 p.m., MTV MySpace phony Tila Tequila has hit the bricks, but now we have TWO objects of affection/disgust in bisexual twins Vikki and Rikki. Is this even a real summary? It sounds like something you'd hear about on MANswers. Speaking of which ...
SEASON FINALE MANswers, 11 p.m., Spike What will we do with no one to tell us about extreme sexual fetishes or rogue astronauts, especially now that Tila Tequila is gone?
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org