On TV tonight
SERIES PREMIERE Cult, 9 p.m., CW A journalist searches for his missing brother after a television show the brother likes about a weird cult inspires a weird cult. Even worse than people who like The Walking Dead.
SEASON PREMIERE Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC A third season starts tonight. Every time Dana Delany sees how Desperate Housewives ended that last year, she must laugh and laugh and laugh.
Smash, 10 p.m., NBC Julia and Tom aren't too happy when they learn they have to start working with someone new. As if partnering with those two is some kind of thrill ride.
SERIES PREMIERE The Jeselnik Offensive, 10:30 p.m., Comedy A talk show with a comedian discussing current events? Boy, these network executives are just full of cutting-edge ideas.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org