On TV tonight
NCIS, 8 p.m., CBS With all the NCIS agents who end up dead on this show, it's amazing anyone would truly want to work there.
90210, 8 p.m., CW In a stunningly ironic twist, Shannen Doherty has to go to a support day at a rehab center with Adrianna. Tara Reid would be laughing, if she wasn't so busy being jealous at Shannen's employment.
State of the Union, 9 p.m., Major networks At what point does President Obama get to stand up and say, "It was like this when I got here!"?
SEASON PREMIERE 18 Kids and Counting, 9 p.m., TLC Okay guys, you don't have anything else to prove here. It's not like you need this many kids to work the farm in case polio strikes or anything.
SERIES PREMIERE Dark Days in Monkey City, 10 p.m., Animal Planet This sci-fi-sounding entry combines documentary with animation to turn a colony of Sri Lankan toque macaques into a feuding family worthy of Hamlet. warning to the kiddies: Something tells us not all the monkeys make it.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com