On TV tonight
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC Battlestar Galactica's Jamie Bamber guest-stars, so the wife will suddenly want to watch this show to see if he's in any shower scenes.
Top Shot, 10 p.m., History The teams have to battle it out with scatterguns after Season 2 winner Chris Reed shows up to talk about shotguns. This will be the most zombie apocalypse-ready episode yet.
SEASON FINALE Parenthood, 10 p.m., NBC Julia and Joel try to cool down after that whole adoption mess. They should've just asked Cameron and Mitchell from Modern Family for some tips.
SEASON FINALE White Collar, 10 p.m., USA Beau Bridges is back to mess with Neal. It's not like he has any work to do someplace else.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com