On TV tonight
SERIES PREMIERE Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy, 9 p.m., History We've long since given up on History's reasoning behind programming decisions, so we don't even blink when Larry the Cable Guy takes us on a tour of weird stuff like champion frog jumpers and Vermont's table etiquette.
SERIES PREMIERE Traffic Light, 9:30 p.m., Fox Three guys talk about how their relationships with their women make their lives better and worse. You can tell this is a TV show, because the guys get to have free time.
SEASON PREMIERE Top Shot, 10 p.m., History The marksmanship competition returns for a second season, this time combining shooting and billiards in a bid to get on ESPN 2.
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