On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE The Haney Project, 9 p.m., Golf Tiger Woods' old swing coach, Hank Haney, returns to try to teach Rush Limbaugh how to handle his club. No, not that kind of swing coach, you perverts.
SEASON FINALE The Millionaire Matchmaker, 9 p.m., Bravo Former Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Freddie Mitchell is looking for love. At least it's not Terrell Owens.
SEASON PREMIERE Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central This season, all we want to see is the Antoine Dodson Web Redemption.
SERIES PREMIERE Lights Out, 10 p.m., FX A former champion boxer tries to support his family, whether by working in boxing or being a debt collector. Both of them provide plenty of gut punches.
SERIES PREMIERE Onion SportsDome, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central Like The Daily Show, but with sports. And only once a week (See story, Page 42).
SERIES PREMIERE Let's Stay Together, 11 p.m., BET Five yuppies live, love and learn. As a further spin on the concept of Friends, all the white actors will have only minor roles.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com