On TV tonight
SERIES PREMIERE Live to Dance, 8 p.m., CBS This dance competition is where the thing that used to be Paula Abdul washed up after American Idol. Check out the results show at 8 p.m. Wednesdays to see who gets eliminated, and how long Paula lasts.
SEASON PREMIERE The Biggest Loser: Couples, 8 p.m., NBC Eleven seasons and counting, with nary a dip in the obesity rate. It's a reality TV gold mine, we tells ya.
Sugar Bowl, 8:30 p.m., ESPN All those tattoo shops on Bourbon Street must be thrilled that Ohio State is in town.
SEASON PREMIERE V, 9 p.m., ABC Riots erupt as those lizard-people refuse to leave our sky. Although technically, because the sky turned red, is it now officially their sky? Call a space lawyer!
SEASON PREMIERE Southland, 10 p.m., TNT We'd have bet anything that last season would be the end of this acclaimed but low-rated drama, which Entertainment Weekly called a "mini-masterpiece of L.A. noir." Television is usually where mini-masterpieces go to die.
SERIES PREMIERE Permanent Mark, 11 p.m., Spike He's a tattoo artist, and yes, that's his name. He's traveling the world to find new tattoo adventures. Dodging hepatitis B just wasn't exciting enough.
— Jay Cridlin and Joshua Gillin tampabay.com