On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE The Lying Game, 9 p.m., ABC Family Emma is all upset by Alec. Who cares? He's in prison now.
MINISERIES PREMIERE Africa, 10 p.m., Discovery It took four years and trips to 27 countries for the film crew that made Life to handle the continent of Africa. Get a good look before poachers, deforestation, pollution, overpopulation and warfare destroy it all.
SEASON PREMIERE Justified, 10 p.m., FX Raylan Givens is back getting ready for the birth of his child, which is sure to put a dent in his daily violence quotient.
SEASON PREMIERE America's Supernanny: Family Lockdown, 10 p.m., Lifetime Deborah Tillman continues to try to repair generations' worth of poor child-rearing and family relations in an hour.
SERIES PREMIERE Snooki & JWOWW, 10 p.m., MTV You thought Jersey Shore was over, didn't you? Well, this one was gonna be plenty boring, but then Snooki went and had a bouncing-baby plot twist.
SEASON PREMIERE The Burn With Jeff Ross, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Comedians are back to take potshots at underperformers of the week. Like these TV listings, except these folks get paid.
SEASON PREMIERE Cougar Town, 10 p.m., TBS Jules is married now. Kind of ruins the concept of the show, don't it?
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com