On TV tonight
Tour de France, 8 a.m., Versus Bastille Day falls during the Tour de France and is traditionally a day when French riders try to take a stage victory for France, working harder than they might on other days. Or maybe they could work hard every day, and actually win at something. Crazy talk, we know.
MLB All-Star Game, 8 p.m., Fox A whole mess of hometown Rays will try to help the AL maintain its dominance. That's a sentence you would have never strung together just a couple years ago.
SERIES PREMIERE Miami Social, 10 p.m., Bravo Reality TV keeps up its record pace of using beautiful, wealthy young socialites to make you feel even worse about your own life. You watch this garbage to relax?
The Best Thing I Ever Ate, 9:30 p.m., Food Let the arguments over the best pizza pie begin!
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org