On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox A sixth season? We got bored somewhere between "mother" and, uh, "fudger."
SEASON PREMIERE Moving Up, 8 p.m., TLC More home makeovers. When will this plot to persuade normal, middle-class people that they need to hire interior designers ever end?
SERIES PREMIERE Ruby & the Rockits, 8:30 p.m., ABC Family David Cassidy stars in what sounds like a retread of Full House, if it was from Uncle Jessie's point of view.
SEASON FINALE NYC Prep, 9 p.m., Bravo Please tell us not enough of you watched this swill to get it renewed and inflate these kids' egos even more ...
SERIES PREMIERE The Colony, 10 p.m., Discovery Fame whores try to turn a rat-infested warehouse into a livable community for 10 weeks. We fear all it's going to show us is that it's the people who make it unlivable. See more on Page 4.
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