On TV tonight
Extreme Weight Loss, 8 p.m., ABC A 5-foot-4, 290-pound nurse tells people they need to live healthier lifestyles. Yeah, we see what they did there.
Interior Therapy With Jeff Lewis, 9 p.m., Bravo A celebrity reporter gets a home makeover after she loses her job. Because it's not like she could pay to have her home remodeled.
SERIES PREMIERE The Vineyard, 10 p.m., ABC Family A bunch of people in their 20s hang out on Martha's Vineyard for fun and adventure. For more on this, check out Savage Steve Holland's One Crazy Summer on Amazon Prime or Netflix.
Catering Wars, 10 p.m., Lifetime As if catering a Botox party wasn't enough to make you want to bleach your own eyeballs, one event is doing that naked sushi thing, where you eat sushi off a naked woman. Imagine what the alien archaeologists will say about this culture 30 million years from now.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org