On TV tonight
SEASON FINALE Deadliest Catch, 9 p.m., Discovery Will the Northwestern get revenge on the Time Bandit? Is this the last run of the Cornelia Marie? How many crew members will get arrested in the offseason? And will the behind-the-scenes special after this episode answer any of those questions?
Memphis Beat, 9 p.m., TNT A dead guy's body disappears at his funeral. You know what that means — zombies.
SEASON FINALE Gene Simmons Family Jewels, 10 p.m., A&E Gene and Shannon may or may not make it through the end of this season. You can ask Hulk Hogan how this is probably going to turn out. Awww, we made ourselves sad.
Covert Affairs, 10 p.m., USA Annie and Joan pretend to be a news team to find out more info in a hostage crisis in Mexico. Because south of the border is the safest place to be a journalist, obviously.
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