On TV tonight
SERIES PREMIERE Breakthrough With Tony Robbins, 8 p.m., NBC Tony Robbins and his license-plate teeth try to help six people improve their lives with a series of challenges. As if paying the mortgage, keeping the kids in school and off drugs, and still getting along with your spouse wasn't a big enough obstacle course.
SERIES PREMIERE MasterChef, 9 p.m., Fox It's like Top Chef, but with Gordon Ramsay. That means there's a lot more swearing.
SEASON FINALE Deadliest Catch, 9 p.m., Discovery There's a big storm brewing in the Bering Sea. Oh, Captain Phil, if only you were here.
SERIES PREMIERE Growing Up Twisted, 10 p.m., A&E Gene Simmons got his own reality show, so why wouldn't Dee Snider? Because Kiss is better than Twisted Sister, that's why.
SEASON PREMIERE The Colony, 10 p.m., Discovery Another season of survivors holed up in a Louisiana compound fending off crazed rednecks, natural disasters and emotional isolation. Wait, that's Louisiana in real life, too.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com