On TV tonight
The Catalina, 8 p.m., CW Nathan decides at the last minute to throw a Cinco de Mayo party. We know it's tough to plan; if only there were some way of knowing which day of the year it was going to be.
SERIES PREMIERE Michael Wood's Story of England, 8 p.m., PBS The historian visits the village of Kibworth to tell 2,000 years of history through the past of that one settlement. It jumps 1,400 years in two hours, though, so you won't be waiting long.
Love in the Wild, 10 p.m., NBC The couples have to do something involving tarantulas, which would end in divorce at our house.
SERIES PREMIERE Haunted Highway, 10 p.m., SyFy Jack Osbourne takes a pal on the road to investigate paranormal claims. It should start at dad Ozzy's house.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com