On TV tonight
Extreme Weight Loss, 8 p.m., ABC A 300-pound woman gets a trip to Chile to meet her birth mother in order to spur her weight loss. She wouldn't want to be an embarrassment to mom, after all.
SEASON FINALE Betty White's Off Their Rockers, 8:30 p.m., NBC Ed Asner shows up as a gentleman caller to hit on Betty for a prank. Yeah, for a prank, that's it.
SEASON PREMIERE Storage Wars New York, 9 p.m., A&E Two episodes, alternately about finding fireworks and hearing aids. We don't think those things are mutually exclusive.
SERIES PREMIERE Property Envy, 10 p.m., Bravo A new talk show hosted by Stephen Collins in which people sit around and talk about rich people's houses. As if doing it in your family's own hovel isn't good enough.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org