On TV tonight
AFI's 10 Top 10, 8 p.m., CBS That 100-best list angered plenty, so this year the American Film Institute is trying to torque you off 10 times by listing that many Top 10 lists.
Hell's Kitchen, 9 p.m., Fox The contestants have to cook for 80 expectant moms. We say throw all the food in the center of the room and take bets.
SEASON PREMIERE America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC Auditions blah blah blah talent blah blah something weird blah blah you won't believe it!
SEASON PREMIERE Flipping Out, 10 p.m., Bravo Is there even a market for shows about flipping houses anymore? We thought that went the way of 4 percent interest rates and $1 gas.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com