On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Counting Cars, 9 p.m., History Danny Koker returns to buy more old vehicles and restore them in Las Vegas. It's become especially difficult, given that so many Vegas residents have resorted to living in their cars.
SEASON PREMIERE America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC Heidi Klum and Melanie Brown join the judging panel, officially making this the best project Howie Mandel and Howard Stern have ever worked on. Too bad Nick Cannon is still on, though.
SERIES PREMIERE Pretty Wicked Moms, 10 p.m., Lifetime Six Atlanta women live in a fantasy world where competing with other mothers over their mothering is more important than actually, you know, being a mother. Hey, this one lady doesn't even have a kid! Dogs don't count, okay?
SERIES PREMIERE Exit, 10 p.m., Syfy Pairs of weirdos compete to escape a series of four rooms locked by puzzles and riddles. It's like the movie Cube, but without the acid being sprayed in people's faces. We think.
SERIES PREMIERE My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I, 10 p.m., TLC Moms and their daughters end up pregnant at the same time, hopefully by different fathers. Well, what do you expect to happen to them, with role models like that?
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com