On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox An eleventh season of Gordon Ramsay terrorizing people who just wanted to make a living by serving a roomful of people a decent chicken Cordon bleu. Quit making them feel like failures at life, already.
SEASON FINALE The Taste, 9 p.m., ABC The first season of this Top Chef knockoff ends with someone being named, uh, the Tastiest? The Most Tasteful? The Taste of the Town?
Face Off, 9 p.m., SyFy The contestants must create Egyptian god mummies as inspired by Evil Dead, complete with Bruce Campbell in the studio to egg them on. Wait, the coolness of this challenge depends on whether they mean the original Evil Dead or the remake Evil Dead.
SERIES PREMIERE Preachers' Daughters. 10 p.m., Lifetime As if being a teenager isn't bad enough, imagine the pressure of being the teenage daughter of a preacher. Then multiply it by 1,000 by making a TV show of it and putting it on Lifetime. There are no happy stories on Lifetime.
— Joshua Gillin [email protected]