On TV tonight
Cougar Town, 8:30 p.m., ABC Sarah Chalke from Scrubs guest-stars as Bobby's new potential girlfriend. They must be trying to decide if she gets her own story arc.
SERIES PREMIERE Fashion Star, 9:30 p.m., NBC It's like Project Runway with Elle Macpherson as the host and Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos as the judges. Oh, and you can buy the winning designs at the end of every episode.
Wild Serengeti, 10 p.m., Animal Planet Another nature show set in Africa that you'll let your kids watch because it's educational, then immediately regret when some cheetah kills a baby antelope.
Rude Awakening: Obesity, 10 p.m., BBC America A show about fat young adults that likely will only serve to make fat young adults feel even worse about themselves by showing how fat they are while being young adults.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com