On TV tonight
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC The contestants have to ride stationary bikes, but if they eat a mini cupcake, it will add five minutes to another contestant. See how evil the producers are here?
Melrose Place, 9 p.m., CW Ella has just about had it with Jonah's lavish attention. We thought everyone on this show was an attention whore.
The Millionaire Matchmaker. 10 p.m., Bravo Patti calls in Dr. Nicki to help out with professional volleyball player Ayinde Alakoye. There was something about slamming balls into the opposing side to score.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com