The Bachelor, 8 p.m., ABC In case you forgot there are people desperate enough for fame and companionship that they would speed-date for keeps, here's a blooper special. As if the show wasn't enough of a mistake.
SEASON FINALE Dancing With the Stars, 9 p.m., ABC There's going to be a crowded stage for this finale. Everyone better watch out for Wynonna Judd's return, though. Don't worry, she's just singing.
Man-Eating Super Squid, 9 p.m., Animal Planet In case you weren't afraid of the ocean enough, this special examines the Humboldt squid. That'd be giant squid to you. And it'll eat most anything. Like your feet, if you dip them in the water.
Grimm, 10 p.m., NBC Nick has to go investigate a series of assaults, just as things with Juliette start to get better. Well, bring her along, Nick! She'll love it!
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