On TV tonight
Strong Men: Scottish Highland Games, 8 p.m., NatGeo What? Burly men in tartans throwing giant poles isn't manly enough for you?
TV's 50 Funniest Phrases, 8 p.m., NBC For some reason, we just can't think of any TV catchphrases to poke fun at. How funny is that?
SERIES PREMIERE Hitched or Ditched, 9 p.m., CW Who wants to watch a reality show about tortured, noncommittal couples who have seven days to plan a wedding or leave each other? Back home we used to just call those "marriages."
SEASON PREMIERE Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, 10 p.m., Oxygen We don't want to hear about how you don't care. You're making it happen.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com