On TV tonight
SEASON FINALE Last Man Standing, 8 p.m., ABC Mike doesn't want to give his sister-in-law his extra cash, because he's planning on buying a tank to crush cars at the junkyard. With three girls who might go to college? What a dad.
SEASON FINALE The Voice, 9 p.m., NBC Somebody's getting $100,000. No, besides Carson Daly.
SEASON FINALE Unforgettable, 10 p.m., CBS Elias Koteas stars as the suspect in a killing that is a lot like how Carrie's sister died. A coincidence, we're sure.
SERIES PREMIERE The Devil's Ride, 10 p.m., Discovery Enough of the bike builders — Discovery finally does a series about a real biker gang. Of course, the Laffing Devils from San Diego have a member with a degree in finance, so they aren't quite what you'd call outlaws.
SERIES PREMIERE United Stats of America, 10 p.m., History Twins who are stand-up comedians host this show about statistical anomalies in America, illustrated by the people behind the numbers.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com