On TV tonight
Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 8:30 p.m., Fox Our hero Patton Oswalt guest stars as a fire marshal who blames the owner of a pizza joint for burning his own place down. And here we thought it was Patton's sardonic wit that torched the joint.
SEASON FINALE Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition, 9 p.m., Lifetime The winner of $100,000 and a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet School is announced tonight. We will match the winnings for any contestant who dares to do the Macarena during tonight's show.
David Blaine: Real or Magic, 9:30 p.m., ABC The magician does sleight-of-hand for ordinary folks and a few celebs, visiting Kanye West, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde and Will Smith in their homes. If he could make Kanye crack a smile in a photo, that would be the real trick.
Chasing Nashville, 11 p.m., Lifetime Lauren Marie's mother is angry at Keith for booting her daughter and goes in search of a new producer. If this doesn't work out, there's always next season of Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com