On TV tonight
Election Night, 7 p.m. or so, Every Network Imaginable You know what happens. Pray there's no recount.
SERIES PREMIERE Caught Red Handed, 9:30 p.m., TruTV A show about undercover store detectives (or loss prevention, as they're sometimes known) hunting down shoplifters. Because nothing's more engaging than watching three guys tackling a single mom stealing diapers.
Chef Race: U.K. vs U.S., 10 p.m., BBC America Pizza trucks with wood-burning ovens sounds like an awesome viral video waiting to happen.
SERIES PREMIERE Prank My Mom, 10 p.m., Lifetime Vivica A. Fox hosts a Candid Camera-type show in which kids punk their mothers. And never see daylight outside their rooms ever again.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org