On TV tonight
Bizarre Dinosaurs, 8 p.m., NatGeo Mamenchiasaurus and Parasaurolophus are doubly bizarre in that they are triple-digit word scores in Scrabble and manage to sound like Godzilla rivals.
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC A challenge winner gets to divide the contestants into two teams. We recommend the names "Large" and "Extra-Large."
SEASON FINALE Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox Kevin, Ariel and Dave fight to win the approval of an arrogant, hot-headed, foul-mouthed boor nobody likes. Why are they competing again?
VH1 Hip Hop Honors 2009, 9 p.m., VH1 Def Jam gets a 25th birthday party with Tracy Morgan as the host. Don't ask him to tweet about it, though.
Explorer, 10 p.m., NatGeo There's a pretty sinister history behind the gold trade — such as what made human beings suddenly decide they liked shiny yellow metal.
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