On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Hart of Dixie, 8 p.m., CW Zoe has to pick between George and Wade. Hey, George left a girl at the altar for you, sweetheart. Respect.
SEASON PREMIERE 30 for 30, 8 p.m., ESPN The sports docs return with an episode about athletes who blow their multimillion-dollar contracts. Someone should really tell them not everyone needs to ride to work in a Maybach.
How Playboy Changed the World, 9 p.m., History A special about six decades of finding your dad's stash in the back of the linen closet. And the uncomfortable talks that ensue.
SERIES PREMIERE Airport 24/7: Miami, 9 p.m., Travel We follow the TSA in an obvious hack-job series attempting to distract America from the boot being pressed against their necks. RISE UP, FELLOW TRAVELERS! NO MORE NAKED X-RAYS! NO MORE SEARCHING 6-MONTH-OLD BABIES!
SERIES PREMIERE Oprah: Where Are They Now?, 10 p.m., OWN What happened to all those people who were on The Oprah Winfrey Show over the years? Surely they didn't all end up on some follow-up show with Maury Povich.
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