On TV tonight
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC The gym is emptied and the contestants must use Loserbucks to buy back the right equipment. We suggest the treadmill first, because it's the only machine that will allow you to focus on the TV while you, ahem, "exercise."
Storage Wars Texas, 9 p.m., A&E Kenny is back, but has a hard time getting back into the swing of things at the auction. Well, keeping up with that guy who's talking so fast can be difficult.
SEASON PREMIERE Little People, Big World, 9 p.m., TLC Matt and Amy are planning to expand the family business, so it's a good thing the kids are home for the summer. There's nothing like free labor to exploit to help your bottom line.
MINISERIES PREMIERE Naked Vegas, 10 p.m., SyFy This six-part series follows a team of body painters in Las Vegas who do things like paint an entire wedding party like zombies. These must be the people who don't have the sculpting skills for Face Off.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com