On TV tonight
The Universe, 9 p.m., History You're all so worried about giant asteroids destroying the world, but you really should be more terrified of that baseball-sized nugget that will destroy just your house. Those things hit the Earth all the time.
The Cleaner, 10 p.m., A&E William is supposed to help an alcoholic boxer, but he finds out the pugilist's wife is the one with the bigger problem. We at least can rule out the boxer being a battered husband.
Flipping Out, 10 p.m., Bravo How is it during the boom you couldn't find a reputable contractor because they were all too busy, but after the bubble burst you can't find a reputable contractor because they're still all too busy?
SERIES PREMIERE Surviving Disaster, 10 p.m., Spike A Navy SEAL gets you all worked up about possible disasters in your city. When will he show us how to survive a zombie attack?
SERIES PREMIERE Andrew Zimmern's Bizarre World, 10 p.m., Travel Apparently, just drinking snake blood and eating goat testicles wasn't enough — Andrew wanted to show us really weird stuff, too. Tonight: Cuba.
SEASON FINALE Rescue Me, 10 p.m., FX After this season, we really want a drink and don't want a drink, all at the same time.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com