On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE NCIS, 8 p.m., CBS Tony asks Gibbs for help. More TV characters should be asking Mark Harmon for help, we think.
SERIES PREMIERE New Girl, 9 p.m., Fox Zooey Deschanel gets her own series, as a single woman who lives with three guys. So, this should be called Four's Company.
SEASON PREMIERE Raising Hope, 9:30 p.m., Fox Jimmy learns he was a musical prodigy until a golf putter accident at 13 ruined his chops. Oh, c'mon, you'd remember something that happened when you were 13.
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central New episodes return, filthier than ever.
Big Hair Alaska, 10 p.m., TLC A two-part special about a hair salon in Wasilla, Alaska. Wonder where they got that idea.
SEASON PREMIERE Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC Rick Fox from Dancing With the Stars may have killed his neighbor. Was it Kirstie Alley?
SEASON PREMIERE Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central A second season of this show, as if being a professional telemarketer was funny.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com