On TV tonight
I Get That a Lot, 8 p.m., CBS This April Fool's Day special employs celebrities pretending to be normal folks who look like famous people. Like Heidi Klum working at a pizzeria. Of course, when the star power is the likes of Jeff Probst, Ice-T, LeAnn Rimes and Jessica Simpson, it may not always be a stretch to assume they're pumping gas.
SERIES FINALE Life on Mars, 10 p.m., ABC Sam is still trying to escape the '70s (aren't we all?), but now he only has one more chance as this series gets shot down like a lame duck. Maybe he should have been more concerned with growing an audience.
Locked Up Abroad, 10 p.m., NatGeo Word of advice: If a woman you meet at a bar offers to whisk you away to Peru, make sure her suitcases aren't filled with cocaine. And make doubly sure you're not carrying them.
SEASON FINALE Damages, 10 p.m., FX This show has more twists and turns than a pretzel factory, but we're assuming if you watch the show, you'll make sense of tonights finale.
SEASON PREMIERE RENO 911!, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central Jonah Hill guest stars as we find out who survived that taco-stand accident. Because there are two new characters, we're guessing not everyone made it.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org