On TV tonight
SERIES PREMIERE Sold!, 9 p.m., History Yet another auction show, this one set in the Missouri Ozarks. You know, the network says, so the mouthbreathers in the flyover states can relate.
SERIES PREMIERE Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, 9:30 p.m., ABC Krysten Ritter from Breaking Bad and Gilmore Girls stars as a real bitch who rips off her roommate. See, network TV, the world won't end if you use the actual word.
SEASON PREMIERE Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV More dance crews vie for the title of, well, best dance crew. It's a fairly simple concept, y'know.
SERIES PREMIERE Baggage Battles, 10 p.m., Travel Remember what we said about auction shows? Here's another one about people who buy unclaimed airport luggage and sell the stuff inside. So, it's an auction show that also features the troubling trend of hyperbolic titles. Everything's a war or a battle or deadly or whatever these days. It makes us not want to watch TV.
SEASON FINALE Psych, 10 p.m., USA Shawn, Gus and Henry reopen a case that's 20 years old in the hopes of finding something new. They sound like a bunch of TV executives, thinking like that.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com