On TV tonight
Best Friends Forever, 8:30 p.m., NBC Jessica gets Facebook-stalked by an old crush and decides to go out with the guy. Because that kind of situation never goes south.
Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, 9:30 p.m., ABC James Van Der Beek is excited to be cast in a body-swap movie. He is then disappointed to realize it's not with Dawson Leery.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 10 p.m., NBC The police are flummoxed by an intense neighborhood watch presence in an area plagued by rapes. It's a bit soon for vigilante storylines, NBC.
SERIES PREMIERE Total Blackout, 10 p.m., SyFy Jaleel White hosts this adaptation of the foreign game show about people dealing with their worst fears while being immersed in total darkness. Fears of Steve Urkel won't be a problem, then.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com