On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Man vs. Wild, 9 p.m., Discovery Bear parachutes into the Arctic Circle to demonstrate how a lot of your survival in the blistering cold involves removing your clothing. We'd sooner ask, what are doing in the Arctic Circle, anyway?
MonsterQuest, 9 p.m., History You absolutely have to watch anything with a title like "Killer Chimps in America." Those are perhaps the three biggest hits on Google on any given day.
Top Chef Masters, 10 p.m., Bravo Even more amazing than the food these folks churn out is Bravo's ability to fit egos as big as these on one little screen for this long. We're down to four, by the way.
The Philanthropist, 10 p.m., NBC Teddy and Philip head to Haiti to help resolve a food shortage, but Philip apparently has to spend his time arguing with his big-shot politician brother. Yet another reason to not vacation there!
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org