On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Dark Blue, 9 p.m., TNT The only real reason to watch this show: Tricia Helfer guest stars. Oh, well, and Dylan McDermott is back.
Top Chef, 9 p.m., Bravo We can't concentrate on this week's challenges; we're still wondering if Alex swiped Ed's pea puree last week. It's clobberin' time if he did.
SEASON FINALE Locked Up Abroad, 10 p.m., NatGeo An American backpacker is held hostage in Colombia by guerillas. That's not quite the same as getting thrown in the clink for violating drug laws.
Monsters Inside Me, 10 p.m., Animal Planet And if you don't care about eating, watch this episode featuring a fly that uses a boy's eyeball as a breeding ground. Excuse us for a sec ...
SEASON PREMIERE Criss Angel: Mindfreak, 10 p.m., A&E Criss kicks off the sixth season by trying to jump across the Grand Canyon on a hybrid motorcycle. Spoiler: It's entirely possible he survives the jump.
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