On TV tonight
MIDSEASON FINALE Glee, 9 p.m., Fox As this show takes a winter recess, we wonder what all of you are going to tell us we should be watching, and then frown disapprovingly when we say we don't give a damn about singing high-school kids.
Barbara Walters Presents the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009, 10 p.m., ABC Please don't tell us it's the kids from Glee. Yes, we're sure it's a good show, but we still don't care — the same way we didn't watch any of the High School Musical movies.
Steven Seagal Lawman, 10 p.m., A&E We thought there'd be a lot more aikido and a lot less standing around saying dumb things. Well, if it was one of his movies, he'd at least be doing both at once. Maybe he can sing and dance a little instead.
SEASON FINALE Top Chef: Las Vegas, 10 p.m., Bravo Will it be nice chubby guy Kevin or one of the Voltaggio brothers? We like Kevin, but figure on one of the brothers; we can't tell them apart so we can't say which will get the big prize. And tonight's surprise: They have to cook for the kids from Glee! No, not really.
Launch My Line, 11 p.m., Bravo This Project Runway knockoff hasn't completely offended us yet, so we'll give it another week. Having to base designs on Venice Beach isn't helping, though. If only they could make clothes for the high schoolers from Glee ...
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com