On TV tonight
CSI: NY, 10 p.m., CBS A dead body falls from the ceiling during a balloon drop at a party. It gives new meaning to "this place is dead."
Top Chef, 10 p.m., Bravo See? Even ruining the salmon last week couldn't topple Stefan. He's like a machine! Oh, and say so long to Hosea, we're guessing. He's wound too tight for New Orleans, anyway. And two go home, so let's say, oh, that chick with the big eyes. Or the Italian. But Stefan lives.
SEASON PREMIERE High School Reunion, 10 p.m., TV Land Something about this show is rotten, and it's most likely the fact that we didn't care about high school the first time, let alone enough to want to go back and revisit all those people anyway.
SERIES PREMIERE Little Miss Perfect, 10 p.m., WEtv If this doc series is anything to go on, the same people who care about these things are the same ones traumatized by the existence of a show like High School Reunion.
The Exterminators, 10:30 p.m., A&E Vexcon has to deal with an alligator trying to eat a family's dogs. Billy's solution: Let it nosh on him instead.
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