On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE America's Next Top Model, 8 p.m., CW We begin Cycle 16 ready for a whole new round of Queen Tyra, the faboo Jays and lots of ear-splitting shrieking. Well, maybe not that last part.
Minute to Win It, 8 p.m., NBC Aron Ralston, of 127 Hours fame, takes on several challenges to win $1 million for charity. He's taking on this show single-handedly, he is. What, too soon?
SERIES PREMIERE Shedding for the Wedding, 9 p.m., CW Another show about overweight people, this time with Jenny Craig spokeswoman Sara Rue getting tubby couples in shape for a chance to win their dream wedding. We're thinking you should forgo the chocolate fountain, though.
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