On TV tonight
SEASON PREMIERE Gordon Ramsay's F Word, 3 p.m., BBC America If, for some reason, you can't get enough of Chef Ramsay and his hot-rod temper, watch him freeze in the waters off Norway to catch king crab. And f--- you!
Lost, 8 p.m., ABC: Watch last season's marathon finale to get you all warmed up for next week's premiere, and try to recall why you started watching this show in the first place.
Dog the Bounty Hunter, 9 p.m., A&E: The big guy tries to make up for all those racially charged comments last year by visiting a home for needy children and the kids of a man who turned himself in. See, he ain't all bad.
Robert Schimmel: Life Since Then, 10 p.m., Showtime: Somehow, if you make the jokes filthy enough, cancer and heart attacks actually do seem funny.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org