On TV tonight
Futurama, 10 p.m., Comedy Central It's time for another anthology episode, this time aping Saturday morning cartoons. Your kid has no idea what those are, because now all advertisers target them all the time.
SEASON PREMIERE Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, 9 p.m., Lifetime Do we still enjoy guilt-watching rednecks do redneck things so we can identify with and/or feel superior to them? We do? Okay, here's a second season of it.
The 2013 ESPYs, 9 p.m., ESPN Jon Hamm is the host this year. Because Don Draper cares so much about sports.
Camp, 10 p.m., NBC Watching this show leaves us with the impression that studio execs couldn't wait to stuff these people on a bus headed to the country so they could finally go out to eat in peace again. For the summer, at least.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com