On TV tonight
Family Tools, 8:30 p.m., ABC Tony tells Jack not to fight with the bug guy. Because why bother? The show's been canceled already.
Franklin & Bash, 9 p.m., TNT Which one will bring the firm better press, one defending a fisherman as a pirate or one about the psychic? You'd think Rachel's psychic case, because she'd be able to tell you.
Futurama, 10 p.m., Comedy Central Another plot involving Bender and a folk singer. We already did this one with Beck almost a decade ago.
Mystery Diners, 10 p.m., Food The staff at a restaurant are upset because their military veteran manager is too strict. That's just more potatoes for you to start peeling on KP, you layabouts!
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com