On TV tonight
Project Runway, 9 p.m., Bravo Sandra Bernhard is a guest judge. Anyone out there see that as a step up from Natalie Portman? Anyone? Because we sure don't.
SEASON PREMIERE Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central The second season of this pop-culture bashathon pits ultimate fighting against blogging. Come on, we all know texting beats both of them.
Dress My Nest, 11 p.m., Style The only notable thing here is that Thom Filicia helps Bill Rancic (the first guy to win The Apprentice) and his wife fix up their L.A. condo. Oh, and one time we saw Bill at the opening of a Dali exhibit at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. It's totally like we're on the show.
SEASON PREVIEW Real Housewives of Atlanta, Midnight, Bravo Let us tell you a secret: Real housewives? Not that interesting.
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Jackie's back It's Jackie Warner, Take 2. The uber-fabulous star of Bravo's Work Out had to cancel her appearance at July's inaugural GaYbor Days at the last minute, but she's a woman of her word. So she's back in town Saturday night for a meet and greet at the Honey Pot, 1507 E Seventh Ave., Ybor City. Doors open at 10. Cover is $12 before 11, $15 after. gaybor.com.
Free movie The Beach Theatre continues its free kids matinees on Saturday mornings at 10, at 315 Corey Avenue, St. Pete Beach. This week it's The Return of the Pink Panther starring Peter Sellers.
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