On TV tonight
MythBusters, 9 p.m., Discovery Adam and Jamie are trying to test whether you can actually get out of the way of a speeding bullet. Good thing they've added all those assistants over the years.
SERIES PREMIERE Haunted Collector, 9 p.m., SyFy Paranormal investigator John Zaffis collects supposedly possessed objects for his family museum, where they are possessed only by the desire to part fools from their money.
SERIES PREMIERE Franklin & Bash, 9 p.m., TNT That Mark-Paul Gosselaar, he lands on his feet. This time it's as a lawyer who is pretty theatrical in court, just in case you thought for a second he could play a believable attorney.
SERIES PREMIERE Man v. Food Nation, 9 p.m., Travel It's not bad enough that Adam Richman stuffs his craw every week on Man v. Food, now he's encouraging others to do it. Wonder what his insurance company has to say about that ... Read about Adam's trip to the area on Page 17.
SERIES PREMIERE Love in the Wild, 10 p.m., NBC Twenty singles are paired up in the jungle to see if they can work together. Those who get along may even stand each other long enough for the editors to make it seem like they aren't shallow, self-serving narcissists who will do anything to get on TV.
SERIES PREMIERE The World According to Paris, 10 p.m., Oxygen Paris Hilton is back on TV. Excuse me while I close the garage door and start my car.
SERIES PREMIERE Sand Masters, 10 p.m., Travel Six artist who build sand sculptures head to Sarasota to create a scene for the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus. If only Ca' d'Zan had a private beach.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org