On TV tonight
Spike Guys Choice 2013, 9 p.m., Spike Game of Thrones is probably a big favorite for awards this year. Strangely, Magic Mike is not.
Ghost Hunters, 9 p.m., SyFy Amy Bruni is back from maternity leave. That means it's time to go to Shreveport to look for ghosts. What a vacation!
SEASON PREMIERE Royal Pains, 9 p.m., USA Hank is back from brain surgery. That means it's time to go to the Hamptons to look for rich people. What a vacation!
SEASON PREMIERE I'm Having Their Baby, 10 p.m., Oxygen A future father is back after signing over his paternal rights. That means it's time for him to go find the adoptive father and look for a fight. What a vacation!
SERIES PREMIERE Dig Wars, 10 p.m., Travel Three teams of archaeologist wannabes compete for the best find. That means it's time to go into the back woods and look for artifacts for money. What a vacation!
SEASON PREMIERE Necessary Roughness, 10 p.m., USA It's six months after the Hawks made a run in the playoffs. That means it's time to hit the free-agent lists and look for some winners. That doesn't sound like much fun, actually. Expensive, too.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com