On TV tonight
TV's Greatest Surprises: A Paley Center for Media Special, 8 p.m., CBS Thirty shocking moments from TV history are shown, but because they won't reveal any of them until airtime, we're having a hard time getting excited about it.
SEASON PREMIERE Top Chef, 9 p.m., Bravo Padma Lakshmi is back after having her baby, so we expect the contestants (all 17 of them!) will have to make baby food at least once.
SEASON PREMIERE Man v. Food, 9 p.m., Travel Adam Richman is back for another season of propagating the stereotype Americans are fat, disgusting slobs who eat until they're sick simply because they can. First stop: San Diego.
SERIES PREMIERE The Fabulous Beekman Boys, 9 p.m., Planet Green A gay couple from the city move to upstate New York to run an organic farm. How many stereotypes can they fit in one show?
SERIES PREMIERE Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick and Jane Leeves star in this channel's first original series, which normally would sound the cancellation alarm, except that Betty White is along for the ride.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com