On TV tonight
SERIES PREMIERE The Othersiders, 8 p.m., Cartoon Because there's not enough shows about haunted houses or live-action shows on TV, now they're sticking 'em on Cartoon Network. What the ... ?
SERIES PREMIERE Survive This, 8:30 p.m., Cartoon Just like the above, but a Survivor-style reality show with kids. Soon there will just be one network called TeeVee, with nothing but haunted-house reality shows.
SERIES FINALE The Unusuals, 10 p.m., ABC Houseguests use a couple's home to film a porno movie. We wonder how they found out? After a trip to the video store, perhaps?
SEASON PREMIERE Gordon Ramsay's F Word, 9 p.m., BBC America Among other things, the gutter-mouthed chef tries the Spice Girls' Geri Halliwell's meatballs. Surprisingly, that's not a euphemism.
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